My mom let her facebook friends/family know what’s up regarding me just now and this is how she did it.
Heck yeah, mom.
Give me all the bacon and eggs you have
Eat the pussy till you get to her soul
Today around noon, a man I didn’t recognize came into the library with several huge platters of food from a local restaurant.
"I thought I’d cater your staff’s lunch today!" he said, placing them on the counter. "You all helped me apply for a job last year when I was at my lowest. Well, I got the job and never forgot it. I wanted to do something for you."
I thanked him with tears in my eyes and then he was gone.
I cannot overstate how important libraries are to people trying to get a job.
At the beginning of The End Games by T. Michael Martin.
Louis C.K.’s opening monologue on SNL.
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"No Anna, I don’t want to build a f***** snowman right now".